Wednesday, January 9, 2008

I'm sotally tober, why do you ashk, osifer?

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This is a picture taken outside our office building. Sadly, I did not see it in person.

Yes, that is a pedestrian bridge. Yes, that is a car. Yes, the driver was intoxicated, why do you ask?? I'm wondering how she managed to not go in the drink (so to speak), and why it did not occur to her she might be driving somewhere she shouldn't when 1) she drove down some stairs (click to make the picture bigger and look through the tree branches), 2) she was driving across a wooden bridge in a Metro Atlanta office park or 3) the "siderails" on the bridge were mere inches from the sides of her car. Aparently she got the clue when she realized she'd need to drive up some stairs to continue. And by "got the clue," I mean, "passed out in her car to be found by a security guard the next morning."

Turn down the stupid. Please.


Jill said...

The fact that you don't know how those things didn't occur to her is further proof that you have never been intoxicated! There is no place for logic in intoxication - hence there is no place for driving. One of my favorite quotes "you aren't drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on".

--One of your friends who has been intoxicated.

Erin (moviemuse) said...

"Here's your sign!" Sheesh! Says the person who has never had even a sip of alcohol in her life.

Sue in N. Va said...

Heh... I thought the same thing, Erin... that chick need's a sign saying, "Stupid person, right here!"

Great picture!!

Jean in Georgia said...

To quote the great Ron White: "You can't fix stupid."

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious!

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