Friday, February 26, 2010

Winter Lottlympiad Update

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Bob: Welcome to the latest update. We have some news coming to us in the Figure Stitching event. Isn't that right, Jim?

Jim: OMG report! #awesome

Bob: Um...yes...over to the Pacific Coliseum with Tom, Scott and Sandra.

Tom: Thanks, Bob. Well, we sure didn't expect to see such a come-from-behind story, did we?

Sandra: We sure didn't!

Scott: We haven't seen a full rotation in quite some time, so these results were surprising, but with quality like this; well, what can you say?

Sandra: What can you say? This is just so inspiring. You work so hard and dream for this day, and then there you are.

Tom: Let's take a look.

Scott: That's one, twooo, threeEEEE EGGS!! Wow, aaaaAAAND another one!

Sandra: Look at that quality. You can see exactly what the judges look for there. With that quality.

Tom: And that performance is good for a Bronze medal in Figure Stitching, Bob! Back to you.

Bob: Thanks, Tom! Now, with us in the studio is Johnny, who came in sixth. Johnny, thanks for being with us. What's your take on this?

Johnny: Well, you know, I think that you just have to put it all out there on the ice, and you can't leave anything behind, you know, whatever you have has to come from your heart, and you just have to express yourself and let everyone see your heart, you know, out there on the ice...all of it...that's what you have to do.

Bob: So you agree with this result?

Johnny: Well, I'm surprised. I mean, how can you expect a medal, like, I don't have a medal, and how can you expect to rank above me without any sequins.

Bob: Sequins?

Johnny: Yes, there's not one on there!

Bob: Well, there you have it, folks. Jim?

Jim: zomg, I just got the Cow Bell in FarmVille!!

Bob: Uh...maybe you can give that to Lindsey Vonn, Jim.

Two Bronzes in Figure Stitching and Hatpipe so far...will we see Gold in this Lottlympiad? Will Bob diagnose Jim's bizarre affliction? Stay tuned for the Closing Ceremony!

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